I’m gearing up to play Mrs. Claus this holiday.

It’s my ninth season. In a city known only for Santa Claus. You’ve probably never heard of a Mrs. Claus in Manhattan, aptly named, MANhattan.

It’s really hard to get these gigs.

The elves are big time, people with their own acts on cruise ships and nightclubs. Some work on Broadway. So instead of buying more stuff, more costumes and junky wigs, I opted for a makeup makeover to be on the same professional level as the elves.

I self-intervened.

No more red lipstick on my teeth.

No more Duane Readed (Walgreens) eyelashes flying all about my visage.

I contacted a beauty concierge at Nordstrom. She arranged a one-on-one tutorial on a day that happened to be Halloween, thus the Ouji board jumper in the photo.

I learned that my perimenopausal hormones have changed my once oily skin into the surface of a flaky croissant. How can I expect a smooth application if my “canvas” is like a handful of sand?

Note: I spent the money. I really wanted to learn and experiment, not just for the holidays but for dressing up and going out. Just know that. You can probably find much cheaper items at the drugstore. I also worked with a licensed esthetician, also a professional makeup artist.

Here are the products I used before adding concealer, foundation, blush, and powder:

1. The Crest strips and Laneige are mine. But my tutor explained that the skin prep takes a little time. Why not soften the lips and whiten the teeth while waiting for the Peptide & Ice patches to take effect?

2. We applied a lip mask. Dry lips are a leading cause of red-lipstick bleed off.

3. We put the Peptide & Ice patches on under my eyes. They immediately felt wonderful, cool and minty. These patches were already reducing my usual dark circles while protecting my skin from eyeshadow that would later fall onto the cheeks. (This is a good time to put in the Crest strips to whiten the teeth.)

4. I applied toner, then serum, then primer to my face and eyelids.

5. Eye shadow using brushes. We tried some red Pat McGrath sparkly stuff on the lid with a darker shade on the outer corners and lids. This is very expensive eye shadow, but check in for Black Friday deals.

6. We added mascara so that my light eyelashes wouldn’t shine through the dark eyelashes.

7. We used a brow brush backwards to darken my eyelashes from the outside to the inside.

8. We selected Mac baby doll eyelashes instead of the heavier ones. These baby dolls have more individual lashes, which really opened my eyes. We pretended to put the lashes on, to measure. Your false eyelashes should start at the outer corners and stop just where your normal upper lashes are the longest. To trim, my tutor put both eyelashes together and then trimmed. That way, they would be the same size.

9. We used a thin layer of clear adhesive, so that when it dried, it would be dark. We let the adhesive dry, to make it tacky. We wiggled the lashes back and forth to make them more flexible. Then we applied the lashes to the upper lid. My tutor instructed me to use my thumb and pointer finger to pinch the lashes into the lids.

10. I used my fingers to apply sparkly shadow to my inner eye corners, under the brow

11. We removed the patches under my eyes. After all that eye shadow, I was glad not to have shadow on my cheeks. I used toner, primer, and foundation under my eyes.

12. For blush, I smiled and patted the color down with my fingers, from the outer parts of my face to the inner.

13. For contours, we used darker powder near my eyes, upper cheekbones, and the jawline. I added power to my neckline, so I matched.

14. I added glimmer powders to my forehead, nose, cheeks, and neckline. Then I added skin-colored powder to my whole face to set the makeup longer.

15. To apply the Pat McGrath lipstick, I made a big jack-o-lantern mouth, with my lips stretched over my teeth. This way, I was applying to stretched skin, so the lipstick would be less likely to flake off later. I made an outline of my lips with the lipliner. Then I applied the lipstick to the stretched lips. I started to rub my lips together. No! That makes them flake.

16. The last step with a finishing spray to my face to keep my makeup in place. This product might be one of the best and most important, for me at least. I make so many mistakes when I have to touch up in a moving vehicle.

    Of all of these steps, I already see a huge difference in the quality of my skin, lipstick that stays put, and eyelashes that do not move.
    

4 Doctors (and 1 Mrs. C) Offer Advice How To Stay Well During The Holidays

Seasonal wellness starts pronto! Yes, even in September.

photo by Kitt Creative

Mrs. Claus here to remind you that the holidays these days start in the fall or sooner. But you can prepare for a healthy beginning, middle, and end to the season, starting with a flu shot now, if you get them.

With less sunlight from Thanksgiving to New Year’s Day, folks become ticking time bombs of illness and depression, all in the name of good cheer.

“Our species is still bound by biology,” said Dr. Robert Hayden, owner of Iris City Chiropractic Center in Griffin, Ga. He expects to heal ballerinas injured performing in The Nutcracker, yet other cases can be more colorful than sugar plums. Imagine a client throwing logs over a fence and coming to the office with an aching shoulder.

“We think we can interrupt good habits during the holidays,” Hayden said. “I’m guilty, too. I think, ‘I’m going to watch that Turner Classic movie until 2 a.m.’ The next day, I wake up feeling sluggish. We can withstand a jolt in the system, but not over the course of a whole month.”

In other words, the delicious, frothy eggnog on your lips might spend a winter on your hips, as well as affecting your feet, neck, skin, back and sleep cycle.

A few years ago, I checked in with doctors in four specialties about holiday health problems. I have some recommendations too. I’m not just a baker, you know, my loves. I also have a MA in Health Education.

Here’s their advice (and mine) to keep you well in a season that seems to start earlier every year:

Foot Care: Dr. Jane Andersen, a podiatrist in Chapel Hill, N.C., said patients travel more frequently this time of year, which means they might be more susceptible to deep vein thrombosis caused by sitting for long periods. If blood clots break loose and lodge in the lungs, the situation can be fatal. To prevent clotting in the legs, Andersen recommends patients take aspirin before boarding an aircraft, wear compression hosiery and allow for frequent movement breaks on the plane or in a roadside rest area.

Andersen’s also concerned by dressy footwear that might spell disaster on slippery pathways after consuming alcohol.

“Shoes are like dessert,” Andersen said. “If you are going to a party, you can plan ahead. You decide, ‘I’m going to wear the pointy high heels, but on the way home, I’ll wear comfortable shoes.’”

During the winter, foot professionals note a rise in neuroma, also known as pinched nerves, and metatarsalgia, characterized by tingling, numbness or shooting pain through the ball of the foot.

Blisters and corns are problems that sound benign until they happen to you. Diabetics who might feel foot numbness must be extremely mindful of trauma related to new shoes.

To get the best fit, Andersen recommends trying on dress shoes at the end of a workday, when the feet are swollen. Pay attention to any pain as a signal that something is wrong and will only get worse. While some people are prone to hammertoes and bunions, issues could quickly escalate if a wearer insists on pushing through the misery.

Varying heel heights can reduce future problems. Stick to a 2-inch height or less, the chunkier the better. Toe boxes should be rounded rather than pointed, and if a party-goer expects to stand for long stretches, a boot or sensible heel would be wiser than platforms.

To reward yourself after a night of wassailing, soak your aching dogs in a bath sprinkled with Epsom salts. Indulge in Vionic slippers with arch supports, a great gift for yourself.

Chiropractic medicine: This time of year, Hayden treats hyper-extended knees from too much standing, necks cranked from guest beds and foreign pillows and tight lower backs from lifting and lowering heavy loads. Poor mechanics while cooking also burden the body.

Less sleep means more stress and irritation exaggerated by high emotions. While the season boosts happiness, a feeling of loss can often coexist with joy, establishing new pain while triggering old musculoskeletal injuries.

“During the excitement, we can try to stay in our routines,” Hayden said. “Keep up the good habits. Then you’ll end up ahead in January.”

Dermatology: Dr. Marie Jhin, a dermatologist in California, said many people forget to remove makeup, drink enough water or get proper amounts of quality sleep during the holidays. Patients might skip medications, contributing to episodes of acne, psoriasis, dry winter skin and eczema.

By New Year’s Day, skin—our largest organ—can look rough from all the binging.

Like Hayden, Jhin recommends hydration, rest and a regimen of general wellness. Avoiding super-hot showers can also prevent skin irritation.

Sleep medicine: As the other doctors mentioned, sleep boosts resilience against an avalanche of health problems.

While many of us can handle one or two alcoholic beverages on occasion, increased intake can have a negative effect on sleep, according to Dr. Darius Zoroufy, medical director at Swedish Medical Center in Seattle.

“Conditions we see at this time of year include insomnia that is seasonal,” Zoroufy said. “Many people have sleep disturbances because of the low outdoor light intensity and short daylight hours. We often see people who gained weight and have been drinking more alcohol than usual, both of which can cause manifestations of sleep apnea to become more obvious.”

Zoroufy recommended a consistent sleep-and-wake schedule, even on vacation. Avoid late nights and long naps. Set limits on sweets and alcohol and wash hands frequently to avoid contracting a respiratory illness that can also affect rest. To feel more alert during the day, consider talking to a doctor about using a therapeutic light box to offset seasonal affective disorder. And for teens who insist on noon wake-ups, negotiate a reasonable structure for a gentler transition back to school.

This piece was adapted from a piece I wrote for Observer.

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