Mrs. Claus has been vying for the reins since the late 1800s.

In Atlas Obscura, English professor Maura Ives notes the work of Katharine Lee Bates, author of “America the Beautiful.” In “Goody Santa Claus on a Sleigh Ride,” Bates writes:

For you must allow, my Goodman, that

you’re but a lazy woodman

And rely on me to foster all our fruitful

Christmas trees.

Bates is just one of several female writers who describe Mr. and Mrs. C. Through light-hearted fiction, they spoke in code about real-life issues between wives and husbands.

I was so inspired by Bates and Sarah J. Burke, author of “Mrs. Santa Claus Asserts Herself,” that I penned my own poem: “Mrs. Claus Re-Writes the Story,” seen above.

The duet behind The Santa Cast: George McTyre and Anthony Piselli.

I am so grateful to be on The Santa Cast with Santas George McTyre and Anthony Piselli. We discussed how Mrs. Claus can lead the parade or judge an ugly sweater contest. As George says, Mrs. C probably knits the ugliest sweaters. And that’s easy, since she herself oversees wool production from North Pole sheep. George, I am truly your sister from another mister. Next time you want to drive half-way across the country in a van, let me know. And Anthony, we will meet someday soon. Listen here for the latest!